Had a dream where Worf from Star Trek mixed up bingo and sudoku and every time he finished a puzzle he’d get up and aggressively yell “sudoku!” in ten forward.
Went to the zoo today and they had these Arabian Oryxes but one of them found a hat somebody presumably dropped in the enclosure and was playing with it
He managed to get it on too. Looking stylish my friend
this is my 19th century dandy mutual this is my bob dylan impersonator mutual this is my 70s glam rock substance abuse mutual this is my mutual archiving problematic drag films mutual this is my disembodied southern gothic phantom mutual and that's my unemployed friend who collects novelty mp3 players mutual
Concept: Alternate surgical techniques for top surgery that mask what the scars are from, for stealth trans men
Ex:
Call this one Fought A Grizzly And Won
Call this one the Industrial Workplace Accident
This one is the Got Vivisectioned But I’m Ok Now
[Image description: 3 pictures of peach-skinned thin mannequin with red digital drawing over it.
1) Fought grizzly: 2 sets of 3 jagged red lines over each pectoral
2) Workplace accident: Thick jagged line over chest and jagged puncture over ribs.
3) Vivisection: Thin lines across chest, stomach, and hips, with vertical line down whole torso
/End ID]
we have to start ridiculing climbing mount everest the way we've ridiculed diving to the titanic there's no reason to be dying up there why dont you do a nice normal sport
why do we bother with I hate my partner jokes when your boss is right there
I love my wife. my boss though? that ball and chain??
Bestie, your brain, your VISION, ahead of your time
sitting in the front row at the comedy club saying “i dont get it” aloud every time the audience laughs
i dont get it
come on man

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